#Who plays douche in sausage fest series#

The D and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The D's family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.ĥ1. The popular video game 'Doom' is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from The D and forgot to pay him back.ĥ0.

The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.Ĥ9. The D puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.Ĥ7. The D destroyed the periodic table, saying The D only recognizes the element of surprise.Ĥ5. When The D plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.Ĥ4. Getting murdered by The D counts as a natural cause of death.Ĥ3. The D invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.Ĥ2. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.Ĥ1.

The D was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The D had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and anywhere The D went the lamb was sure to go. Circles exist because The D beat the crap out of some squares.ģ9.

#Who plays douche in sausage fest series#

It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.ģ8. The D owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. That is why The D's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.ģ7. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that The D's basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.ģ6. The last man who made eye contact with The D was Ray Charles.ģ5. The D played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.ģ4. If The D wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.ģ3. The D is the only one who can 'try this at home.'ģ0. The D always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.Ģ9. The D's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools The D.Ģ8. The D is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Ģ7. Not because The D is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of The D.Ģ6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects The D could use to kill you, including the room itself.Ģ5. The D died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.Ģ4. If you play Led Zeppelin's 'Stairway to Heaven' backwards, you will hear The D laughing at you.Ģ3. Allotted the same time, The D ate Kobayashi.Ģ2. World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Ģ0. The D can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.ġ8. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Little do those pitiful fools know that The D was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.ġ7. The D once stated that he 'doesn't wail on sissy boys.' This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for The D.ġ6. On his birthday, The D randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.ġ5. The D was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.ġ3. Thats why he can only kick through doors.ġ2. Giraffes were created when The D uppercut a horse.ġ1. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.ĩ.The D can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.ġ0. When The D deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. Whenever The D plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some sissy who can't climb up a plastic slide.Ħ. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but The D says its beef, then it's beef.ĥ. When The D goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.Ĥ. The D doesn't have to leap tall buildings in a single bound.